keatonstrombergs: i asked my manager to write me a letter of recommendation for national honors society and he handed me this My manager would do this also, then laugh shamelessly….
I wish I wrote the way I thought; Obsessively, Incessantly, With maddening...– Benedict Smith, I Wish I Wrote The Way I Thought (via erraticintrovert)
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johnthemod1: smokeywithposey: jojenobrien: Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy. Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay. #we made a fucking fluffy chicken famous #we can do the same with yahoo (via jojenobrien) Yahoo has no...
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
voldemortandco: zubat: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family. are you canadian
Roses: Who is your love interest?
Lilacs: Do you consider yourself beautiful and innocent?
Irises: Do you have words worth spreading? Wise words?
Gladiolus: Are you violent?
Lilies: Have you lost someone important to you?
Protea: Are you courageous?
Peony: Are you lucky?
Orchid: Are you a charming person?
Statice: What do you like to remember?
Sun flower: What brings you happiness?
Lisianthus: What do you appreciate?
Sweet pea: Are you delicate or sweet?
Tulip: Are you elegant or graceful?
Hydrangea: Have you endured/suffered for beauty?
Fresia: Who is your best friend?
14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo... →
dimmitutto: sweetmoonbeam17: 1. He dances like this at parties 2. He can do this with his face 3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass 4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot 5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general classy as fuck 6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF,...
bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
thecityofpawnee: you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
vonlipwig: vonlipwig: hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand? the band, i mean not the archduke of austria i know what happened to the archduke of austria
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
nippled: *throws flower petals at you* be my friend
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
falling-in-love-with-fandoms: tardismyoldgirl: i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human… this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...– Lemony Snicket (via langleav)
agent-bartowski: probender: ‘one day, i will go to comic con’ the broke blogger who lives hundreds of miles away from san diego whispers softly to her laptop screen