if I ever get married I don’t want an expensive ring like I really don’t if I got a ring worth $15,000 I’d be mad do you know how many video games and pop tarts we could’ve bought with that
Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
I would like to enroll in whatever kickass class he had.
don’t forget the guy punches the window glass with his bear fist!
my english teacher: ‘you never get adventure stories about male nurses’
I hope she kisses you with
the entire universe in her mouth
so that you wake up with
stars on your lips
and a smile that
why was this saved to my mothers computer
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
Some say he’s still stuck in that bowl. [video]
Can you believe,
how much I want you—
oh I do.
Do you see,
how much I want
this life with you.
I start to say my line,
as your hand
is holding mine,
then you say—
Baby, it’s fine,
you’re safe, now.
— Lang Leav
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